18.go2 UCSC. I lived in Los Angeles all my life and now i spend my whole life on tumblr. I reblog anything and everything that makes me laugh/smile/cry/hornyTumblr (3.0; @itsdamn)http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mytoecold.tumblr.com/post/50937450254/a-guy-i-dont-know-very-well-handed-me-his" target="_blank">mytoecold</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. </p> <p>I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”</p> <p>I wrote this:</p> <p><strong>Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.</strong></p> <p><strong>Love, </strong></p> <p><strong>Drew </strong></p> </blockquote>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51022994087http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51022994087Tue, 21 May 2013 18:57:53 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brvdleysoileau.tumblr.com/post/50965007479/how-is-slut-even-an-insult-wtf-get-that-dick-grl" target="_blank">brvdleysoileau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl</p> </blockquote>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51022707521http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51022707521Tue, 21 May 2013 18:54:11 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tvaros.tumblr.com/post/49787969103" target="_blank">tvaros</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older</p> </blockquote>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51022696804http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51022696804Tue, 21 May 2013 18:54:03 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dorfs.tumblr.com/post/49353028921" target="_blank">dorfs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year</p> </blockquote>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51016584342http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51016584342Tue, 21 May 2013 17:35:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/505cbad62450fb1bd54a62eca81b11ed/tumblr_mmfo3abf0v1qzf9oxo1_r1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51016536582http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51016536582Tue, 21 May 2013 17:34:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6s729oNEB1qz5o8oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://juanitatequila.tumblr.com/post/26708799215/b-u-b-b-l-e-g-u-m-b-i-t-c-h" target="_blank">juanitatequila</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="st"> ♡ </span>B U B B L E G U M B I T C H <span class="st"> ♡</span></p> </blockquote>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51016455239http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51016455239Tue, 21 May 2013 17:33:28 -0400<p><a href="http://iamonlydorb.tumblr.com/post/50975808011/sucysucyfivedolla-the-inside-of-your-butt-is" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">iamonlydorb</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sucysucyfivedolla.tumblr.com/post/50975637402" target="_blank">sucysucyfivedolla</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg</p> </blockquote> <p>oh no I’m not falling for this one again</p></blockquote>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51016351732http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51016351732Tue, 21 May 2013 17:32:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meeq0oDnvp1r5hrygo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meeq0oDnvp1r5hrygo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meeq0oDnvp1r5hrygo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meeq0oDnvp1r5hrygo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meeq0oDnvp1r5hrygo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://memeblock.com/post/51006578170/can-we-just-these-faces-i-am-as-done-as-amy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">meme4u</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>Can we just</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f43aaf90f7cefbb06cc46d064aacbbba/tumblr_inline_mgiw6sHJKC1ry3h9v.jpg"/></p> <p>these faces</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/af720e1ebda895e8f22826454b8aae4d/tumblr_inline_mgiw74G5el1ry3h9v.jpg"/></p> <p>I am as done as Amy is</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/fefbcfe96d071650b3edb395e3985367/tumblr_inline_mgiw7h8l8y1ry3h9v.jpg"/></p> <p>done</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f27406254a39efa6701d8a78d20fc1a4/tumblr_inline_mgiw9jtsyR1ry3h9v.jpg"/></p> <p>AMY…</p> <p><img alt="image" height="356" src="http://media.tumblr.com/18f8dad53f6ddbb3ccf11192f2fbcbf0/tumblr_mgl6c5mLJO1rul6r3o1_500.jpg" width="500"/></p> <p>WHAT IS</p> <p><img alt="image" height="229" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5a4b421cfe0b8cedfda4553ee5348fb9/tumblr_mgl6c5mLJO1rul6r3o2_400.jpg" width="339"/></p> <p>GOING ON WITH YOU</p> <p><img alt="image" height="101" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2f8e150cbcdf91416a130c9d6c601fcc/tumblr_mgl6c5mLJO1rul6r3o3_250.jpg" width="163"/></p></blockquote>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51016235509http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51016235509Tue, 21 May 2013 17:30:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0b014346869b39bc56fcea9ea099936/tumblr_mn4k97proy1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51016027068http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51016027068Tue, 21 May 2013 17:28:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oohtheyhavenibbles.tumblr.com/post/49139966414" target="_blank">oohtheyhavenibbles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/369ea003fc1050a85154b7e3053e50d1/tumblr_inline_mlzrexazf41qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7ee23cf05ccecef70876a48b0217fd05/tumblr_inline_mlzrfoxb6c1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><strong>BOWLCUTS</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3ef2b04292262ef486c335116df1cdc3/tumblr_inline_mlzrgaAaPn1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><em><strong>LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015976620http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015976620Tue, 21 May 2013 17:27:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef25ad073b759e571ef423a2a3869ad7/tumblr_mmiijmm0Jf1qf8cgzo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd89b33e35c599fbfae6d4a0ec82a5e4/tumblr_mmiijmm0Jf1qf8cgzo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/daf06abc9d9ef812456f221c86093913/tumblr_mmiijmm0Jf1qf8cgzo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69669935d0b7a0823e3d391486889f50/tumblr_mmiijmm0Jf1qf8cgzo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>im not even in this fandom, but it hurt me</p>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015840592http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015840592Tue, 21 May 2013 17:25:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5f5zrK7Gy1qhlfm8o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://penandpage.tumblr.com/post/45628277860/philisntcool-sherlocked-inside-the-tardis" target="_blank">penandpage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://philisntcool.tumblr.com/post/36908953274/sherlocked-inside-the-tardis-today-i-was" target="_blank">philisntcool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sherlocked-inside-the-tardis.tumblr.com/post/35998682651/today-i-was-booped-by-jensen-ackles-it-was" target="_blank">sherlocked-inside-the-tardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today, I was booped by Jensen Ackles. It was enjoyable.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebqktKfLq1qe9wjx.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>That second gif is physically the most adorable thing I have ever seen.</p> <p>I have to go throw up now.</p> </blockquote>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015679239http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015679239Tue, 21 May 2013 17:23:37 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://man-underboard.tumblr.com/post/50700449373/i-swear-to-fucking-god-if-i-ever-kill-myself" target="_blank">man-underboard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I swear to fucking god if I ever kill myself please stop anyone from making a facebook page in my dedication</p> </blockquote>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015619463http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015619463Tue, 21 May 2013 17:22:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e2f983499e2f65a66a7c4ee240c6124/tumblr_mk0z6q33Yp1qkak1zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ebfdeca6a3c095a61562bfcb0e08ed8/tumblr_mk0z6q33Yp1qkak1zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015485855http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015485855Tue, 21 May 2013 17:21:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mec36kbSkq1rmtcp2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015327006http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015327006Tue, 21 May 2013 17:19:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4fdb0e8761eaea79c80622b25ea4a2b/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e095da5dfba49148a7ac5ab5ba5b02c1/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff9b0a64c016889e3523cd4fae61025e/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a721e2b597b809dd97bf2ab40ac0b7c7/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d96883c8918f5854781534b1ffbcad11/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/38c25394d00b9c3fcc2340aa475489af/tumblr_mn2pufqJKY1qfey1fo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tinnyhouse.tumblr.com/post/50871553111/i-shit-you-fucking-not-i-got-weepinzard-first-try" target="_blank">tinnyhouse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i shit you fucking not <span>i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name</span></p> </blockquote>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015257324http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51015257324Tue, 21 May 2013 17:18:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79623ac6997bff1e2f64d266077e1099/tumblr_mmbk94nQuU1qbk69no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51014966535http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51014966535Tue, 21 May 2013 17:14:23 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perfectrainbow.tumblr.com/post/44273401539/imagine-someone-telling-you-theyve-masturbated-to" target="_blank">perfectrainbow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be</p> </blockquote>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51014936511http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51014936511Tue, 21 May 2013 17:14:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/588667b8790943de18ad1082c5e77163/tumblr_mko85yKbTQ1rhpnkco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51014855558http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51014855558Tue, 21 May 2013 17:12:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26449daf633776bb910d609898e2d4df/tumblr_mn005q1QYz1qecnc3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51014637856http://itsdamn.tumblr.com/post/51014637856Tue, 21 May 2013 17:10:07 -0400